Soon to be Pro

Monster · #1 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 12:03 AM

What's up iron brothers. Stopping by to check your board out. I'm a very serious bodybuilder that competes all the time. I will soon be turning Pro so you'll see me in all the magazines. If any of you guys need any tips on getting huge post them and I'll set you straight. I'm going to attach my picture so you guys know I'm for real.

SizeMatters · #2 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 12:07 AM

Wow!!!

Ummmmmmm... a PRO WHAT?

LMAO.........

swole up · #3 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 12:13 AM

your shitting me..... a pro huh??? not with that body theres not a chance.... not flameing just saying you cant trun pro with a body like that... and if you manage to you wont be in any magazines... your quads and stomach and chest are totally undeveloped

i-am-a-flammer · #4 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 12:21 AM

This is a joke. If it isn't, stay off the stage bro, because people are laughing at you. My ex has more muscle than you, and she was only taking 250mg a week of test.

preist943 · #5 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 12:34 AM

guy im sorry but if you want to be a pro your going to have to lift thoes iron things on thoes pole thingys lol

bigkraut · #6 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 12:42 AM

Man, I saw that pick on elite sometime in the middle of last year. It accompanied a joke then. Somebody's pulling your chains. There are other pics apparently from this same set floating around, so don't be surprised if somebody doesn't post more.

Monster · #7 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 12:46 AM

You guys are way off. Do you see my name? Monster - That's what people call me. If you saw me train in the gym you would step back because I train like a monster.

I'm holding water in the picture because I'm bulking up for my next show in June were I should get my Pro card. But I was still twice an huge as the next guy. That's my thing, I'm huge. I don't play with that diet thing.

I keep getting screwed by the judges that are holding me back because they know if I start winning I will take over the whole bodybuilding scene. I've been in touch with Joe Weider and as soon as he gets back to me I'll have a big money sponser and then you will see.

Enough of the silly questions, who wants to get crazy huge? Post your questions and I'll help you put on the kind of size like I have.

Monster · #8 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigkraut
Man, I saw that pick on elite sometime in the middle of last year. It accompanied a joke then. Somebody's pulling your chains. There are other pics apparently from this same set floating around, so don't be surprised if somebody doesn't post more.

Yea, I posted my pic's on Elite. Those kids over there don't know, they're too busy taking steroids and knocking over garbage cans.

bigkraut · #9 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 01:00 AM

Lol. O.k., I'm sorry. I'm humbled to be in your awesome presence. Anybody who bulks up for a show as opposed to cutting up like all of the other dudes is a hero of mine. You're a true freak. We're not worthy!

preist943 · #10 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 01:39 AM

lmao you are so right bigkraut anyone who has the guts to bulk for a show and really get up there is a hero of mine too

Mr.Huge · #11 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 03:17 AM

SHREDDED!!!!!!

Mr.Huge

wickedsus · #12 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 03:20 AM

you are one huge guy

WCP · #13 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 05:06 AM

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA

Thanx for the entertainment bro!

But you need some serious :help:

Very Good!
WCP

willk · #14 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 05:31 AM

i hope this is a joke or i feel bad for this guy. he should go to a natural board if he is serious.

Ry Roid · #15 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 05:46 AM

I was pissing my pants laughing. Monster has a great sense of humor that is for sure. He is just holding a little water in that pic.hehehhehe

RY

Abombs · #16 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 04:53 PM

I didn't know Powder competed...............

NAPALM1 · #17 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 05:53 PM

Abombs, that was funny as hell bro!!! Powder was the first thing that came to my mind also. LOL, Later

slide · #18 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 07:36 PM

Thanks for the humor, bro. We all need this in our lives...

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Monster · #19 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 07:50 PM

Good some of you guys are getting with me now. When I become a big name bodybuilder I will still stop by this board and tell you guys what it is like to be a famous strongman. I will not be like those other guys that don't return your mail. I will help you guys get real big and huge.
And when I start making action movies I may need other guys that are big to play small roles, of course you won't be as huge as me but that's ok we will use special camera angles.
I'll be back to give you guys good info once in while.

rAJJIN · #20 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 07:52 PM

Nice pink panties you chose,

preist943 · #21 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 08:06 PM

hey guy enough kidding around i know your jokeing but if you continue to do this nobody is going to pay you any mind when you post something real i dont know about the rest but im onley 2post from being pissed off this is a great place for real info not old men ie powder lookha ha alike if you have all this great know how you should put it to work you sound like your 15 or you wish you looked as good as the pic you stole either way have some class dont be an ass

bigkraut · #22 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by preist943
hey guy enough kidding around i know your jokeing but if you continue to do this nobody is going to pay you any mind when you post something real i dont know about the rest but im onley 2post from being pissed off this is a great place for real info not old men ie powder lookha ha alike if you have all this great know how you should put it to work you sound like your 15 or you wish you looked as good as the pic you stole either way have some class dont be an ass

Dude, don't be so harsh. A future Mr. O offers his help and you treat him like that? Damn, where's the gratitude? Don't be a hater, be an appreciater. Btw, Monster, could you critique my bulking cycle:

6 Whoppers w/cheese a day.

4 big beef burritos a day (supreme).

14 meat lovers pizzas w/extra cheese a week.

72 pancakes with maple syrup eod.

2 gallons of rocky road ice cream a day.

12 40 pc buckets of KFC chicken a week.

!/2 gallon of choco pudding after each meal.

7 cases of Budweiser a week.

What kind of gains can I expect? I was looking to add a little size with this. I could add some choco milk and put gravy on everything if you think it'll help. You think I should up the Budweiser dose?

preist943 · #23 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 09:26 PM

lol bk

superman71 · #24 (**permalink**) 03-30-2002, 11:33 PM

Shti man you aint gonna turn pro with bodyfat like that you look like your aleast 12-14%.Im not cutting you down man but you need to be more like 4-5% bodyfat to win competions.

littman · #25 (**permalink**) 04-07-2002, 04:06 AM

holy shit i actualy witness that thing when it was on stage. Man i never laught so hard. I was telling myself that everybody has to start somewhere but man .... and that's all that i have to say about that /; by the way this is his training partner