fine woman in the gym, what do i say?

Cyclone · #1 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 02:29 AM

i cant just walk up and say "man, nice body" help my guys. give me a few tips of what you have done, that worked. i really want to ask her out.

nemesis · #2 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 02:42 AM

i go to the gym to work my muscles only. i go to the clubs to find my kitties.

xcelbeyond · #3 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 05:11 AM

I'd just start with small talk - ask questions. "Everyone" likes to talk about themselves when asked.
Ask her:

How long have you worked out here?

You look like you've been working out a looong time. How long have you been working out (be serious w/this question, but a smile doesn't hurt)?

How many days a week DO YOU work out?

Oh - please forgive me. I forgot to introduce myself - I'm badass Cyclone; and you're?

Take it away Cyclone (w)

xcelbeyond /t\

bigkraut · #4 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 05:20 AM

Go up and say, get outta my rack, bitch, I'm squatting here.

MarkoPolo · #5 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 05:46 AM

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Originally posted by bigkraut
Go up and say, get outta my rack, bitch, I'm squatting here.

lol. does that work for you?

bigkraut · #6 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 06:11 AM

Well, I always meet my insurance deductible early every year.

rAJJIN · #7 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 04:27 PM

its all about eye contact brother. I can tell if a chick is intrested
before i ever approach her. (sometimes LMAO)
cant be afraid to get shotdown. I wouldnt try any lines
just acidentaly bump a barbell in her ass or make something
happen to break the ice. just be honest an tell her
your loaded w/ money an you have 8+. Thts what they wanna hear

SizeMatters · #8 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 04:32 PM

"Hello. I'd like to wear your ass as a hat!"

Oldman · #9 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 05:43 PM

Small talk -- Be yourself -- dont push it but be confident. -- Depending on the woman most like a confident guy with a future who believes in himself. They want to be your center of attention. Yes they do like to hear compliments but they have to be sincere and honest. Most of all do not be afraid to try. If you are nice you will know without a big shut down if she is interested. If she is rude it is not worth your effort to begin with. If this is the case I would apologise and wish her a nice day. If you are rude in return someone who you might hook up may see it. Why risk potential for someone not worth your effort.

I do agree though you should go to the gym with the intent of working out. If you meet a good looking woman all the better.

Good luck.

NAPALM1 · #10 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 06:54 PM

Serously bro, do not use a line in a gym. Just walk up to her say hi and introduce yourself. Or ask her if you can work in with her and strike up a conversation. We have a guy in our gym that uses lines on just about every woman that walks into the weightroom, and he is pathetic. He also hasn't been laid in 4 years!! He actually came in to work out with me and another friend one day wearing a pair of "Daisy Dukes", like he's Nasser or something!! LOL. I was to embarrassed to act like I even knew him, and went and did cardio. Later

HammerStrength · #11 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 07:08 PM

watch her, stay closer to the water fountain, when she goes for water, go there, wait like your catching your breath, but in the way of the water fountain. then when she gets close say "oh, go ahead, i need to catch my breath" and then start saying hi to her as you walk by her, walk by her that day. go out of your way to, but not to much.

IronMike · #12 (**permalink**) 03-25-2002, 04:55 AM

Some gyms are different and women ARE there to pick up, I know.... but I have a general rule that I let the women workout in peace. Not that you shouldn't approach em if its clear that's what they'd like, but I kinda figure they are there to work out just like me, if they wanted to pick up they'd probably be at the club, so leave em be...

That's just me. If you really want to try it on one, be nice and NOT at all sleazy about it. Those sleazy fucks in the gym who have to harass every girl lifting a weight annoy me.... IronMike

Ry Roid · #13 (**permalink**) 03-25-2002, 07:11 AM

You like BIGGUYS??hehheee

RY

HammerStrength · #14 (**permalink**) 03-25-2002, 07:45 AM

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Originally posted by Ry Roid
You like BIGGUYS??hehheee

RY

and grab your crotch when you say this ROTFLMAO

Raffaz · #15 (**permalink**) 03-25-2002, 12:55 PM

Ask if she takes it up the arse

goodfather · #16 (**permalink**) 03-25-2002, 02:22 PM

Does she have a kind chin.+)

Dezir · #17 (**permalink**) 03-25-2002, 05:58 PM

Well, coming from a woman, don't use some stupid "line". When you see that she is NOT in the middle of something, walk up, say hi, introduce yourself.....maybe ask how long she has been going to that gym....something simple like that, and ask her out for dinner. It really is that easy.......lines just make you look bad and desperate, I have never gone out with a guy that tried using a line on me. Good Luck!

lguy00 · #18 (**permalink**) 03-25-2002, 07:31 PM

I would feel like an idiot if i ever tried to use one of those corny lines a some cute girl in the gym. just my opinion though.

goodfather · #19 (**permalink**) 03-26-2002, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by goodfather
Does she have a kind chin.+)

The kind of chin you can rest your balls on. jk

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Mr.Huge · #20 (**permalink**) 03-26-2002, 04:55 AM

Let her wonder. Talk to everyone she talks to always smile nod the head or say hi. Just do your thing & if shes at all interested she'll start asking questions trust me. It will ome back to ya & if not you've been getting aquainted with everyone else she talks to. Sonner or later your gonna wind up in the same conversation. Good luck. I always keep to myself it works best for me that way. Always be a gentleman though if shes leaving when you are hold the door. if shes getting a drink when you are..let her go first etc.
When training look at her through the mirror right b4 your sets . If shes interested you just been busted cause she;ll be watching you but acting like shes not. You'll connect at the eyes sooner or later. Man this is horrible I sound like I do this all the time....lol

Mr.Huge

Paul Bunyan · #21 (**permalink**) 03-27-2002, 12:49 PM

Be friendly and polite. Most guys are freaked out by really good looking women and won't talk to them. Those real hotties actually have a hard time meeting decent guys. As long as you don't come across as a horny pervert, your chances are good. PB

SizeMatters · #22 (**permalink**) 03-27-2002, 02:25 PM

Okay, this thread has gone on long enough... take "Big Papa Hump's" advice:

Follow her into the locker room... tro er down on da floor, have ur way wit er.... tell er she's hot ... and then go home!!

Consider it your cardio for the day!!

Bwahahahahhahahahhahahah... (just kiddin ya'll) :-)

cindythepainter · #23 (**permalink**) 03-27-2002, 06:29 PM

Bunyan's right. Most above average looking girls attract idiots or noone, aint that a beeotch. you could establish eye contact while working out at a station next to her, if you talk to her i wouldn't ask her out right away but i would find out when she trains so you can be there next time. it'll be much easier if you work out in the same room 2-3 times*/