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Ah, very good Abombs. I heard it originates from the Red Spekcled Lap Wing, a small migratory bird in the Walawala Washington region. It's very popular in the gay community to insert these birds into the anus with a tablet of alka seltzer. The bird, as curious as these creatures can be, then eats the alka seltzer. The chemical compund in the tablet makes the bird expand and eventually it's internal structure explodes, stretching the muscle walls of the anus to epic proportions. It's supposed to be a wonderful sensation.
Last edited by jawbreakerkid; 08-13-2003 at 07:49 PM.
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