The thing I hate most!!

Bigbully · #1 (**permalink**) 03-28-2003, 08:21 PM

I cant stand for people to be on their cell phone in the gym. It drives me insane. Last night I was up there, and these two guys were working out together and one of their phones ring, so he starts yappin away. About a minute later the other guys phone rings. So I have these two bozo's runnnin their mouth's beside me. I just wanted to rip the phones out of their hands, chew em up and spit out the pieces! Sorry I had to vent!!

SoCo4Fun · #2 (**permalink**) 03-28-2003, 08:36 PM

I was watching this chick do cardio on a stairclimber while talking on her cellphone. The funny part was she was leaning on the rail to support her arm with the phone. I cant imagine thats all that effective for cardio.

builtbig · #3 (**permalink**) 03-28-2003, 09:36 PM

those fucking idiots on those fuckihng phones!!!um um well I see it this way shut the fuck up and lift or go to the womens section if you want to blab. sorry for those women that are offended. but I can't stand people talking on the phone in my haven! so I might break your phone if you talk too loud near me!

shut up and lift! sucka

builtbig to kick your ass!!!:kickass: /;

Dr_Diabolical · #4 (**permalink**) 03-29-2003, 01:41 AM

besides Sadam and fags, I would have to agree with you. ;-)

Daveb19 · #5 (**permalink**) 03-29-2003, 01:52 AM

that aint shit, i seen this arbic guy the other day at Golds doing leg lifts holding his phone with his Shoulder...

Dr_Diabolical · #6 (**permalink**) 03-29-2003, 02:16 AM

I wish they would make it a rule that you cant talk on the phone, kinda like the movies.
Not gonna happen, but it would be nice.

Daveb19 · #7 (**permalink**) 03-29-2003, 02:46 AM

I wonder if anyone would beleive me if i said i seen someone on thier cellphone while doign squats???ROTFLMAO */

BigWil · #8 (**permalink**) 03-29-2003, 01:21 PM

The only people I see on their cell phones in the gym are a bunch of pussy faggot yupppy fuckers. That makes me sick.

dgnecchi946 · #9 (**permalink**) 03-30-2003, 08:59 PM

only wimps bring there cell phone to the gym dude ALWAYS HARD CORE DUDES

HellaYella · #10 (**permalink**) 07-29-2003, 10:24 AM

faggots

paperbolix · #11 (**permalink**) 07-31-2003, 12:03 AM

i'm one of the few people in this world that still don't have one, never will; i just don't want to talk on the phone when i'm not at home, and why put yourself in a position where people can always nag you; and you can never not pick up and say 'i wasn't home

riv · #12 (**permalink**) 07-31-2003, 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by paperbolix
i'm one of the few people in this world that still don't have one, never will; i just don't want to talk on the phone when i'm not at home, and why put yourself in a position where people can always nag you; and you can never not pick up and say 'i wasn't home

exactly why i dont have one, if you wanted to get hold of me it wouldnt be hard

Bigbadasian · #13 (**permalink**) 07-31-2003, 07:11 AM

|---[\\\\]>-------- This is just like the thread over at MMayhem about funny gym stories, so let's hear some more...these are ALWAYS a great laugh: I'll give you one it's short and simple:

This guy called the gym i was working out at and asked the front desk girl if there were a lot of heavy weights there and if there were a lot of BIG guys..she said yes, we have both, he said "Good b/c i lift a lot of weight and i need a spotter b/c i plan on lifting heavy today" well the guy showed up and introed him self and he was pretty pethetic to begin with (no, not as pethetic as BBA but close) he walked right over to the flat bench and loaded it with not the 45's, but 1 100lbs plate on each side (no warm up or anything) he then asked the biggest guy at the gym at that time to spot him....he paced back and forth grunted out loud, then slammed himself back onto the bench and said "prob. about 10 reps..i'm just warming up" unracks it and SLAM...right onto his chest...after being helped up, he just walked out and never came back...

riv · #14 (**permalink**) 07-31-2003, 02:40 PM

funniest thing i have ever seen....

guy was bragging to his girl about how he likes to go heavy on decline d-bell presses, so he grabs up the 90's and got up on the decline bench, set his legs and when he leaned back this fuckin guy slid right off the bench, landing straight on his head and had on of the 90's pop his ass right on the chin! his girl was goin crazy like he just got shot or something, made a big scene and everyone saw this guy leave with the biggest damn knot on his chin

Bigbadasian · #15 (**permalink**) 07-31-2003, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by riv
funniest thing i have ever seen....

guy was bragging to his girl about how he likes to go heavy on decline d-bell presses, so he grabs up the 90's and got up on the decline bench, set his legs and when he leaned back this fuckin guy slid right off the bench, landing straight on his head and had on of the 90's pop his ass right on the chin! his girl was goin crazy like he just got shot or something, made a big scene and everyone saw this guy leave with the biggest damn knot on his chin

|---[\\\]>--------- I cant' even comment on this...i just have to laugh as i picture it! LOL! fucking moron! Oh this was a good one..thanks Riv.

MAXM · #16 (**permalink**) 07-31-2003, 07:01 PM

HOLY SHIT ROFLMAO those were great!!! more, more more.......

jawbreakerkid · #17 (**permalink**) 07-31-2003, 07:38 PM

when people talk on the phone in the gym just walk behind them yelling, "VIP, VIP" usually embarrasses the hell out of them and they go outside.

here's a funny gym story. My brother and I were doing T-bar rows on back day, it was a friday evening. As we were working our way up to heavier weights there was a guy doing squats on the rack behind us. He was a squirrelly looking guy, didn't look like he left the house very much. Anyway, he was doing pretty heavy weight but his range of motion was a joke, the tight jeans he was wearing prolly restricted his movement a little. This guy was grunting and making all sorts of noises only heard on "Rain Forest Mating Week" on the Discovery Channel. So, I'm doing a set of T-bar rows with 6 plates and this guy is standing right next to me, literally giving himself a wedgie. He was pulling his pants up, rapidly I might add, so hard he was lifting himself off the ground while grunting. Apparently this is how he pumps himself up. My brother started laughing his ass off and I got pissed off seeing I was in the middle of a set. So I slammed the weights down and said, "I'm trying to fucking train, go be a jackass somewhere else!" Suffice to say he left at that point. Just picturing that guy giving himself a wedgie makes me laugh to this day.

I would like to add, I felt very bad for embarrassing this guy, but he was doing a pretty good job on his own. I just wonder where people come up with some of the shit they pull in the gym?

Ivan · #18 (**permalink**) 08-08-2003, 07:52 AM

Jawbreaker --- that was great man, GREAT.....Damn that reminds me SO much of when I used to train at 24hr fitness --- the idiots there are EVERYWHERE, and the distractions non-stop--- well I snapped one day when I was doing some deadlifts. I was grunting and training my ass off, and there are these shell necklace, visor wearing frat boys making faces in the mirror behind me, laughing, then flexing and whispering shit. Here I am killing myself and they think it is funny. Let's just say that was the day I got kicked out of that gym lol. Shit was flying lololol...

riv · #19 (**permalink**) 08-08-2003, 11:02 AM

was shit flying? or was it blood splattering the walls

monster74 · #20 (**permalink**) 08-08-2003, 01:28 PM

sounds like alot of Fina users on this threadROTFLMAO lol.

We got a fucker down here that when he sees you he finds your number and starts calling you late at night. Asking if you want to fight and if you want to wrestle, pretty funny shit. Because the guy is only like 5'5, 150, over 40 and bald. A real winner. Well I know who and where he is so I will get my chance to scare him alittle, but the going joke in one of the gyms I work out at is that you finally know you are big when this dude starts calling you. So hell I don't want to hurt my only fan. /t\

kronah · #21 (**permalink**) 08-08-2003, 02:12 PM

Last month at the Gold's Gym here in Pennsylvania there was this guy with his sleeves all rolled up and he had this flourescent yellow bandana. Is was the first time I had ever seen this guy and I noticed the whole gym was watching him. I watched the guy do a set of standing barbell curls with a 45 on each side, the shit was the funniest thing I have ever seen. He was swinging so much that he looked like he was practicing for a limbo contest. Well unfortunately for this guy it gets worse. On his last rep the fucker swung his back so hard that both of his feet came out from under him and the sucker fell and landed right on his ass with the barbell slamming on top of his chest. The whole gym started laughing. I felt so bad for the poor bastard. It took him 30 minutes to get up off the floor. Never seen him at the gym since.

hugemuscles10 · #22 (**permalink**) 08-08-2003, 03:34 PM

A guy in our gym always uses the same shitty form and does the same thing almost everytime he is in there. One night he is using the smith machine for squats only he is doing 415 not even 1/4 reps just bouncing. Going down a little then locking his knees out. My friend went up to him and mentioned his form and that he should maybe lower the weight. The dude got real offended and added another plate. He is up over 500 and he maybe weighs 160. With his girlfriend watching he went down and his leg collapsed back behind him and b/c he forgot to use the safety stops the bar came crashing down on his leg. The ambulance came and the sorry sob. I think he broke his ankle and all kinds of ligaments in his knee.

time bomb · #23 (**permalink**) 08-08-2003, 03:42 PM

at the gym i go to there is a guy who is in there every day, with a trainer i might add. this same thing hapens every day for the last six months.

first off he has this one crazy eye that is always wandering all over the place. he is about 6 foot 160 lbs. and wears a polo and khaki shorts with hush puppies .

he lifts quite a bit less than my wife who is 5'7" 120 . every single set, and every single rep, he is just screaming and wailing like he's pushing huge weight. so you turn around to see what's going on and this guy is squatting 85 lbs . his trainer is standing there trying not to look too embarresed, and trying not to laugh as the rest of us in the gym are cracking up.

long story short, we nicknamed him the screamer.

MAXM · #24 (**permalink**) 08-08-2003, 04:02 PM

ROFLMAO! man I live for these stories! This made my morning again!

hugemuscles10 · #25 (**permalink**) 08-08-2003, 04:03 PM

at the Gold's I workout at all the trainers weigh less then 150. The biggest one is a girl. If I were to use the services of a personal trainer it would be someone who I would want to look like.