what a fucking bitch

2massive2 · #1 (**permalink**) 05-14-2002, 05:39 PM

my girl brought a friend home for work. "to hang out" i leave for work, forget my work related papers, turn around 1/2 hour into the drive, get home, my lady is butt naked on the floor sucking the tits of this butt naked chick she works with. i was shocked, but then smiled. i started to unbutton my shirt thinking "fuck work" and my girl starts crying. YELLING, "WHY DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER?????"

and i am like "look bitch, i want to fuck her for the same reasons you do"

and the chick, and my chick left ?)

fucking bitches.........

norditropin · #2 (**permalink**) 05-14-2002, 05:41 PM

OMG.... THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!

#3 (**permalink**) 05-14-2002, 08:24 PM

LOL!!! That's fuckin' cool....except the part when they left!!
/;

norditropin · #4 (**permalink**) 05-14-2002, 08:52 PM

you should of just went for the camera. after getting them developed say

i will send these to your mom if i cant join in

Brotherthor · #5 (**permalink**) 05-15-2002, 07:43 AM

that sucks..make her make it up to you when she gets back.

Bigbadasian · #6 (**permalink**) 05-15-2002, 07:55 AM

|--[\\\]>------- You are the luckiest/unluckiest man alive!

NUTSOE · #7 (**permalink**) 05-16-2002, 09:54 AM

i started to unbutton my shirt thinking "fuck work" LMFAO

willk · #8 (**permalink**) 05-16-2002, 05:45 PM

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO /;

ultra150 · #9 (**permalink**) 05-16-2002, 11:17 PM

when she gets back bend her over and spank her and say whos your man./t\

piratalatino · #10 (**permalink**) 05-17-2002, 12:50 AM

QUe cosa mas puta, que putada, mandala a tomar por culo.

buffarat · #11 (**permalink**) 05-18-2002, 08:34 PM

Good god ..............that is some funny shit bro. I think i would have unbuttoned my pants first though. Pulled a little sneak attack. That is some funny shit............