my girl sucks!

Trentbolone · #1 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 02:03 AM

my girl will not let me bust a nut on her face!!!!!!!! she looks pissy and turns away and says shit like "you think i am a slut" and i start to think, no, but you make me want to go find one you damned bitch!

can you tell we just did it, and she said this? i'm sick of shitty pussy!

willk · #2 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 02:05 AM

you are fucking insane bro! LMFAO. she is a person too. it's time for a sit down and tell her how you feel. dont get all upset. take her out to dinner, then drive up to a cool location and open a bottle of wine and tell her how you feel. tell her its a fantasy. how much it means to you. and then i bet you are dumping loads on her face!ROTFLMAO

MarkoPolo · #3 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 02:06 AM

willk i never guessed you for a romantic ?)

SickTed · #4 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by Trentbolone
my girl will not let me bust a nut on her face!!!!!!!! she looks pissy and turns away and says shit like "you think i am a slut" and i start to think, no, but you make me want to go find one you damned bitch!

can you tell we just did it, and she said this? i'm sick of shitty pussy!

dump her for her sister. film you nutting on her sis' face, and send it to her!

crackingvials · #5 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 02:34 AM

dump her, my girl wont do it either. dump her before its to late

DumDell · #6 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 03:49 AM

feel sorry for you!

willk · #7 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 04:00 AM

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Originally posted by crackingvials
dump her, my girl wont do it either. dump her before its to late

/;

Trentbolone · #8 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 04:08 AM

she's the one. i wont dump her. i just want to dump a load on her!

Trentbolone · #9 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 04:08 AM

oh, i didnt mean "shit" you sick fucks!

DAMONSTER · #10 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 05:15 AM

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Originally posted by Trentbolone
oh, i didnt mean "shit" you sick fucks!

i was just about to say that!

TopGunz · #11 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 05:49 AM

PUT ON SOME MARVING GAY OR SOME LUTHER, GET OUT THE WINE, CANDLES AND THE BUBBLE BATH AND JUST GET FREAKY WITH HER.....THAT OR MAKE HER WATCH PORN. GIRLS GET FREAKY WILD AFTER THEY WATCH PORN.

TOPGUNZ

Trentbolone · #12 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 05:56 AM

she wont watch porn either.?)

crackingvials · #13 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 05:57 AM

cant cum on her, she wont watch porn, no wonder you have that evil looking avatar, i bet you are pissed!

Trentbolone · #14 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 05:57 AM

cracking, pissed is an understatement

bbforlife · #15 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 08:07 AM

i feel sorry for you.

SizeMatters · #16 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 03:09 PM

THIS THREAD IS FUKING HYSTERICAL YET FRIGHTENING AND SAD!!

Dude, you need some help... she won't go for the money shot on her face... big deal? Maybe she's got some CLASS!!

You need :help:

bigwilly · #17 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 04:14 PM

hey Trentbolone, SM will let you dump a load on his face.;blowjob; ;blowjob; ;blowjob; ;blowjob; Bhahahahahaha, sorry bro couldn't help it!

In all honestly, bro do you blame her that is pretty nasty! I have to commend her for it, could you ever think of her as a lady again? */

Trentbolone · #18 (**permalink**) 03-20-2002, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by bigwilly
hey Trentbolone, SM will let you dump a load on his face.;blowjob; ;blowjob; ;blowjob; ;blowjob; Bhahahahahaha, sorry bro couldn't help it!

In all honestly, bro do you blame her that is pretty nasty! I have to commend her for it, could you ever think of her as a lady again? */

could i look at her, shit yes.....

slide · #19 (**permalink**) 03-21-2002, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by Trentbolone
my girl will not let me bust a nut on her face!!!!!!!! she looks pissy and turns away and says shit like "you think i am a slut" and i start to think, no, but you make me want to go find one you damned bitch!

can you tell we just did it, and she said this? i'm sick of shitty pussy!

Some girls are into it and some aren't. Mine isn't, but she's into porn. So, 1/2 isn't too bad. But 0/2, well, that sucks. What about telling her you read in Cosmo that Jizz works wonders on skin, especially the face (not in those words). What about compromise? I'm sure you could think of some (worse) things to do to her and maybe she'll go for it. If all else fails, spank it while she's sleeping and do it then!

---slide---

Nandrolona · #20 (**permalink**) 03-21-2002, 04:25 AM

;blowjob;

BigGirl · #21 (**permalink**) 03-21-2002, 11:07 PM

If you want her to want to do it wait for her to want it enough to initiate it.

and don't worry about her not knowing, girls know what guys want, it's one of 2 things and not hard to figure out..lol.

If I got a complaint (not that I ever have:) about something I did/didn't do I certainly wouldn't do that ever/again, at least not with the one making the complaint...hehe

also, if a guy asks me to do something it better be something that I already did to him on my own, as in... "can you please do that again?". Otherwise I'm like "what porno did you see that in? or what girl did that to you?"

I don't like feeling like a guy is doing a porn move on me or (worse) is doing something he did with another girl, it would make me think he was thinking of her or wanted to be with her more than me.

jstrong20 · #22 (**permalink**) 03-23-2002, 01:31 AM

lol! This thread is to funny. I had a girl that wouldn't even give oral sex before even though I did it for her. So bro it could be alot rougher.lolROTFLMAO

juicedbruce · #23 (**permalink**) 03-24-2002, 06:55 AM

You guys crack me up... hahah